And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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