You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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