And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
It's just like the Real World with babies
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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