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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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