Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
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if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
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apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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