You surviving the open bar?
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I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
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can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
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Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I am mentally ready for anal.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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