I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
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i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
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Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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