guys are not supposed to queef...right?
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
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When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
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hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
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I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
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I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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