well I can't set my house on fire every night
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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