Just fell off a train. Bad.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
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I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
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This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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