you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
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We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
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I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
He better not be in your backpack
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
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Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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