are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
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