put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
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she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
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Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
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