I want to stick my p in your. b.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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