We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
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i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
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She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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