I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
My life is pants optional.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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