Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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