C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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