Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
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We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
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I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
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