that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
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I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
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How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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