remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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