i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
is this the sara with the beer cane?
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Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
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Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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