bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
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