You surviving the open bar?
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I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
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