I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
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Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
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You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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