Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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