Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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