Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
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Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
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You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
So much rum. So many feels.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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