So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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