Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
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