That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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