so let's talk penis.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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