i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
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