He kissed a someone with a penis
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
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Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
the gays at disneyland are vicious
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I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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