Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
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It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
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You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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