Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
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Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
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Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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