she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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