yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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