She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
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Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
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I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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