i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
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He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
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I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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