ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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