Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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