I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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