Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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