I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
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apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
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Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I need a beard to bite.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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