so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Randomize
