First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
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we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
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First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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