PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
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