Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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