Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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