What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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