we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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