I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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