I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
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can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
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You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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